You are so funny! I love the way you write. Absolutely amazing. Intelligent, nonsensical, PERFECT. . Very "creative." - SN

People please. Not only do you, most Melanie of all Melanie’s, need to learn the elegance of the Full Stop, but also you are nearly entirely wrong. Courtney briefly used the pogo stick, but she discarded it when she leapt into the water and promptly sank. After all, there is only one rock, and our dear little friend Aimee only found it because she was wild, reckless and silly, and since the river isn’t salty at all, she can’t have floated. Everything is as it should be, apart from some of the grammar. But then, what’s a little grammar when we talk the structure of the world?

Aimee courtney DID NOT tunnel under the river she bounced across on a pogo stick apparently squishing a thing on a rock oh and WHY COFFEE you should have made it 'hot pink chalk bag that margaret dispises' Where is my borther darran you know the one that cut himself on a spoon and left half of his finger on the cutting board for me to look at oh and i would like to say that gillian did not blow up the bridge megan just walked across oh and she didn't build the bridge either she just walked across one that was already there

This is trully insane. I must admit, you and you your friends are more insane then I and mine. Yikes! MORE!

COFFEEEEEEEEEEE! HEHE GOOD STORY AND i THINK YOU'D MAKE A GOOD GURDIN OF THE RIVER but any way I am on the dumb band member side curse school and my friends are there to hehe good story! $_$

Aimee there is a mistake courtney didn't drown she is bouncing up and down all over the place on a pogo stick

Margie I think you mean teachers with hang gliders and boats that sink and bridges and pogo sticks so you see there are many more ways to cross the river Me is just happy floating in the shallows Myself has a rocket pack and I keeps trying to drag Me unto the bank

Well, what can I say? Very nicely written Aimee. A quite beautiful use of the English language. Oh, and for the record there are several other ways of crossing the river. Some of these things involve teachers with hang-gliders, but that’s just a little more information than you want right now I think. I don’t think I’m quiet that crazed yet, and yes, for the information of the Margaret above, I do exist. At least last time I checked I existed. And I’ve given myself more concussion than I’ve given you Aimee, so we’ll possibly rectify that small problem…

I am one of the odd people aimee describes I am Melanie I am not giggly but I do not argue with the fact that I am beyond insanity and yes I do have an obbsession with plastic spoons . . . If you want to here more email me at

Wow, I didn't see that coming... That was just plain crazy... but well written... *applause* Margaret is real? you mean this whole thing is real? its like my life a little then... hey! My name's Margaret too... I just remebered that... T_T

Ur up for something funny wacking and very very confusing then this is what u MUST read.

Exspecially if ur Insane!:P