Heheheehe Don't I know it. The public bathrooms in France can be kind of scary if you don't know what your getting yourself into. It happens to everyone the first time! I also want to add how absolutely ecstatic I am that you were my first reviewer that actually READ my poem(s)!TYTYTYTY I am like so going to read at least some of your stuff, if it is as good as this I am sure I won't be able to help myself. And no sorry my name is not Maureen, It's *looks around nervously and wispers in your ear* Morgen. I know it's a guy's name, but it's spelled the girly way! Anyways, Love your stuff!

Just and Always,

Mo

P.S. Is your name Maureen?

Heh...I know about this. It's very nerve-wracking...

Heart of the Sword

Do they seriously time your peeing time? Anyways... Great job!

haha hilarious

ive never been to france but i have been to italy and their potties suck too! ahhhhh most of em dont have toilet seats! ahhhhh the horror! hehe

are you for real? you are being timed as you pee or crap? and if you don't finish the door swings open? geez, what a cruel cruel heartless world!

yeha, the bathrooms in france are bad but in china are just a hole in the ground that you squat (hence the name "squat pot") those are just nasty and there's no toilet paper.

Heh, yeah, beware the bathrooms. : ) There are some in Italy where you stick in a coin to lock the door. : ) Personally I find the worst toilets in China.

fry my hide! that was amusing