WOW. There's no way my English teacher (in my own room 6, the smallest classroom in the building and home to thirty-three students in my class alone) would let us read this for an assignment, but if she did I would proclaim it a classic.

Oh, hells. I proclaim it a classic now. You have an AWESOME style. I LOVE IT!

(Not to mention math is evil.)

(o.o) The Artist Formerly Known As Ed

"All hail randomness!"

(Oh yeah. That "life story of Bob the Grape" is interesting. Could you put that up if you get the chance?)

I like this one. It's really saying something that I read it, because normally I run away screaming from anything approavhing five digits in length. And, don't kill me, but I like math. I have no muse, just a cold and a collection of best friends that sit on me until I write something they like and then throw me into swimming pools because they object to me killing off major characters. You should resist putting this one into chapters, even though that was what I felt like reccomending when I figured out that you had nine thousand odd words, neat, whiskey not bourbon.

Oh, my god. I love this sooo much! Muses are entertaining. Math teachers are evil/crazy/both. wonderful depictions, well-written, I like it quite a bit! Brava!

HAHAHAHAHA! YES! Math teachers ARE the devil! Good thing you got out of there alive!

Wow...I mean wow. That was a great story. Very cute. Kinda reminds me of my math teacher...he could be te swan of Satan. Or evenSatan himself, after all, he does get around.