The Case of the Missing Pencil
A/N: Okay, this happened in Physical Science today. The scenerio: I lost my pencil. Chaos....well, something close to it, ensues....Oh, and my name is CAR-in, not Karen.
DISCLAIMER: ....I'm not sure what I can put here. Oh, yeah. I'm making no money, this really did happen, I don't own anybody so...yeah take that as you will.
MR. K: And, if you would please take out your planners to write down the assignments.
JESSICA: Hey, Karin, since you've already wrote all this down, would you like to take mine?
ME: Sure. *Grabs Jessica's agenda, starts to copy from her own agenda. Karin is using Jessica's pencil*
JESSICA: Thanks. *Takes her agenda and pencil back*
MR. K: And now, if you would please take out your notes...
ME: *Reaches for her pencil* Hey, where'd my pencil go?
JESSICA: *Shrugs, is writing in pen*
ME: *Sighs, gets another one from out of her backpack. Mr. K starts to dictate the notes*
CODY: *Raises his hand*
MR. K: Yes, Cody?
CODY: If you say this is review, why do we do it over and over AND take notes on it?
MR. K: Because I'm getting payed to.
ME: *Reaches under her seat, looking for the pencil* Jess, gimme my pencil!
JESSICA: I don't have it! *Starts laughing*
MR. K: Karin, Jessie....
ME: Then why are you laughing?
ME: *Sighs, looks under her chair some more*
MR. K: Karin, are you copying these down?
ME: Yes. *Holds up her notebook*
MR. K: Then why are you under your table?
ME: I want to be?
*The class laughs*
*A few minutes go by. I am still looking under every book on JESSICA's and my table*
KARIN: *Whispers* Andy!
ANDY: *Turns around* Wut?
KARIN: Where did you put my pencil?
ANDY: I don't have your pencil. *Turns back around*
JESSICA: *Is still laughing*
KARIN: *Growls, turns behind her* Cody, Desi, where did you put my pencil?
DESI: What pencil?
CODY: I don't have your pencil.
MR. K: Karin, this is the last time I'm going to tell you to be quiet.
ME: But I don't have my pencil!
MR. K: Then how have you been writing?
ME: I took out a different pencil. That one only has a bit of lead left. This one was loaded with lead.
MR. K: Look for it after class.
ME: Okay. *Continues look discreetly anway*
*More notes are dictated*
ME: *Leaning over to Kerri while MR. K. is doing something else* Did I hand you a golden pencil with those papers?
KERRI: Uh, no. . .
ME: Okay. *Leans over JESSICA who is laughing* Nadine, did you see a golden pencil? Mechanical?
NADINE: No. . .
ME: Blast! *There is about fifteen minutes left of class* This sucks. *Turns to JESSICA* Very funny. Now hand over my pencil!
JESSICA: *Is still laughing hysterically* I don't have your pencil.
ME: Then why are you laughing? You always laugh when you lie.
JESSICA: Because it's funny!
ME: Who took it?
JESSICA: I don't know!
ME: *Sighs, puts her hands in her sweatshirt pocket, pulls out a golden mechanical pencil* Oh, here it is!