Why did the chicken jump off the roof? 

Because it was suicidal! 

Why was the chicken suicidal? 

I don't know. 

How did it get on the roof? 

It levitated!  If you killed it, you might get levitating chicken wings!  Do levitating chicken wings taste better than normal chicken wings?  The world may never know…  You know, this is to enlighten people!

Enlighten people about what? 

Suicidal chickens, of course!

Oh.  And why would you want to enlighten people on the matter of suicidal chickens?

In case they ever meet one!  Then they can send it to me, and I can see what levitating chicken wings taste like!

Do you live in a place with nice padded walls?

No.  But I'm going there on vacation next week.

I see…I hope you stay there a long, long time…

Hey!  Behind you!  Is that a chicken? 

I don't see any chicken…

Made you look! 

Not amusing…

Woah!  A flying pig!

Where?!

Gotcha again!

I hate you…

AHH!  RUN!  A MONSTER!!

I'm not falling for it again…

**CHOMP**

I warned him…That's what you get for not believing people who talk about suicidal chickens…Come on, Bob, let's go.

Bob (the monster): Mmm…human flesh yummy…Bob want more human flesh! 

~End~