Disclaimer: This story belongs to my Dad and me. (Who helped me write it)
THIS IS MY STORY!!
Man of the house
By Tonitrus, First Council Member of the Moonlight Council
This is a new thing for the man of the house. Most men of the house can only do small amounts of thinking, but our man can do so much more.
A man around the corner was once found looking for a set of keys; which happened to be on the counter top in the kitchen.. behind the cookie jar and under a stack of papers; and he was very unsuccessful. Our man of the house was much brighter than that.
Yesterday, a man in the apartment above ours' was sitting on his butt thinking of football while our man was doing the most amazing tasks. And unbelievably, our man of the house was asked to a seminar to show a group of scientists his most amazing task. The government told him not to perform his task out in public, but he did it anyway. Now you must be asking yourself, 'What on earth could this man of the house possibly be doing?'
Our man could tie his shoe.
Our man works in a restaurant called Sizes for All. Each day out our man asks each customer would you like to "????? Size" your meal. If a Jewish person walks in and orders a meal he asks, " Would you like to Jewish size it?" Everything is then delivered Kosher.
So you see our man was very special.
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N/A: So? You like? If you liked it read 'FREAK!!' (By me) and if you've already read 'FREAK!!' look forward to chapter 5 of 'FREAK!!' and chapter 2 of 'Man of the House'. If you didn't like it: SUCKS TO BE YOU BECAUSE I HAVE SCORPION TO BACK ME UP AND TURN YOU INTO A PILE OF ASH.
Wow. I love using capital locks.
Bye!
THIS IS MY STORY!!
Man of the house
By Tonitrus, First Council Member of the Moonlight Council
This is a new thing for the man of the house. Most men of the house can only do small amounts of thinking, but our man can do so much more.
A man around the corner was once found looking for a set of keys; which happened to be on the counter top in the kitchen.. behind the cookie jar and under a stack of papers; and he was very unsuccessful. Our man of the house was much brighter than that.
Yesterday, a man in the apartment above ours' was sitting on his butt thinking of football while our man was doing the most amazing tasks. And unbelievably, our man of the house was asked to a seminar to show a group of scientists his most amazing task. The government told him not to perform his task out in public, but he did it anyway. Now you must be asking yourself, 'What on earth could this man of the house possibly be doing?'
Our man could tie his shoe.
Our man works in a restaurant called Sizes for All. Each day out our man asks each customer would you like to "????? Size" your meal. If a Jewish person walks in and orders a meal he asks, " Would you like to Jewish size it?" Everything is then delivered Kosher.
So you see our man was very special.
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N/A: So? You like? If you liked it read 'FREAK!!' (By me) and if you've already read 'FREAK!!' look forward to chapter 5 of 'FREAK!!' and chapter 2 of 'Man of the House'. If you didn't like it: SUCKS TO BE YOU BECAUSE I HAVE SCORPION TO BACK ME UP AND TURN YOU INTO A PILE OF ASH.
Wow. I love using capital locks.
Bye!