Dedicated to everyone who's ever been driven mad by pop-up ads appearing at inconvenient moments.

Pop-ups Pop-ups Everywhere

Bane of life in Cyberspace
They show up at tremendous pace
Never wanted, never needed
My patience will soon be exceeded

There's Poker Room, there's 888
I hate gambling for pity's sake!
No-one clicks these things I bet
Except to close the little shits

"Broadcasting an IP address"
Get this, mate - I'll broadcast THIS
Piss off back where you belong
And let websurfers have their fun!