*Demon sweatdrops* Yet another bizarre story written during English..and
no, I was NOT on crack when I wrote this..although I did have a Pepsi
slurpee at the time..oh well, enjoy!
It was a cold, dark and stormy winter night.in the middle of the day on July 13, tomorrow. And the evil Pink Bunny general was planning on how to once again attempt to take over the world last week. He had already tried using a mind-control machine made out of donuts, threaten to plague the world with more Americans (Oh the horrors!!), tried to build a laser that shot spaghetti sauce all over, and even climb a ladder 100000 feet high and drop a bomb made of playdough. Of course, all those plans failed miserably. Curse it all he frowned, if only there were a way to conquer this pathetic planet over-run by humans and Americans. "GENERAL PINKIE, GENERAL PINKIE!!!!!" a shout came from outside his hole," THE RUBBER DUCKS ARE COMING, THE RUBBER DUCKS ARE COMING!!!" "WHAT?!" He roared, racing out of the hole," HOW DARE YOU CALL ME PINKIE, I'M GONNA COME OUT THERE AND SMOKE YOUR ASS!!!"
Soon the Rubber Ducky Army had defeated the Evil Pink Bunny General and his army of Hares, and the world was a safe place once again. Or so, er, "they" thought, whoever "they" was anyway. Rubber Ducky Army General Marcus turned to all of his followers, opened his bill, and mooed. You see, Marcus is a Rubber Ducky that moo's.
So the moral of thus story is: Well..don't write when you're on crack, or something like this will turn out.
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Demon: *sweatdrops again* It was the Pepsi slurpee..i swear!
Demi: *pops up out of nowhere* Suuuuuurrrreeeee it was. Demon: Shuddup P *whacks her with a mallet* Demi: x.X
It was a cold, dark and stormy winter night.in the middle of the day on July 13, tomorrow. And the evil Pink Bunny general was planning on how to once again attempt to take over the world last week. He had already tried using a mind-control machine made out of donuts, threaten to plague the world with more Americans (Oh the horrors!!), tried to build a laser that shot spaghetti sauce all over, and even climb a ladder 100000 feet high and drop a bomb made of playdough. Of course, all those plans failed miserably. Curse it all he frowned, if only there were a way to conquer this pathetic planet over-run by humans and Americans. "GENERAL PINKIE, GENERAL PINKIE!!!!!" a shout came from outside his hole," THE RUBBER DUCKS ARE COMING, THE RUBBER DUCKS ARE COMING!!!" "WHAT?!" He roared, racing out of the hole," HOW DARE YOU CALL ME PINKIE, I'M GONNA COME OUT THERE AND SMOKE YOUR ASS!!!"
Soon the Rubber Ducky Army had defeated the Evil Pink Bunny General and his army of Hares, and the world was a safe place once again. Or so, er, "they" thought, whoever "they" was anyway. Rubber Ducky Army General Marcus turned to all of his followers, opened his bill, and mooed. You see, Marcus is a Rubber Ducky that moo's.
So the moral of thus story is: Well..don't write when you're on crack, or something like this will turn out.
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Demon: *sweatdrops again* It was the Pepsi slurpee..i swear!
Demi: *pops up out of nowhere* Suuuuuurrrreeeee it was. Demon: Shuddup P *whacks her with a mallet* Demi: x.X