An open Plea to the Pop Up Ads

You know what?

Last time I checked-

I don't even have that body part! 

Nor do I want to make what I've got bigger.

No credit card plan,

Real estate I have no use for,

Or a new "Friend" named Kitty Diamond. 

Or a recipe database

Full of "carb safe" cardboard muffins.

What the flip do you want with me?

Cause I don't want your free porn!!

Cheap DVDs of crappy blockbusters,

Or nothing

I want to get away from it.

The pop ups flutter and jabber,

Like an angry cloud of migrating paper cuts,

Ready to sell you anything,

Your attention span,

Maybe even your soul.