It's not that I don't want it

It just never comes my way

This morning when I woke up

I knew it'd be a bad day

Cupid must really hate me

And I really don't know why

It's not like I ever hurt him

Wish the little bastard would die

OK, so I admit it

I don't have the patience for love

But the freak shootin arrows

Can piss off to heaven above

Cupid must really hate me

And I really hate him too

Cause chaos and destruction

That's all he seems to do

Call me bitter

Just because I never had a valentine

But I'm just honest

Divorce ain't a goal of mine

Cupid must really hate me

Cuz I don't wanna be no one's wife

That stupid guy wearing nappies

Really needs a life

Say what you will

I don't need a man

Love avoids me like the plague

And I don't give a damn

Cupid must really hate me

He makes me wanna spew

Cupid must really hate me

And why?

I don't have a clue.