For Ashie

For Ashie

Y Rachel*

*Arse-Talker*

There was a girl called Ashie.

Well, her real name was Ashley, but who cares.

Anyway, this girl called Ashie talked out her arse. She talked heaps and heaps and heaps, all the time and she never stopped. But no one could understand her because she talked out her arse and like any "normal" person, she wore pants, so no one could understand her.

It was very sad, crying news.

Oh, well.

:: The Author thinks for a minute::

Nope, that's all.

THE END!!!

By Rachel*