You are my best friend,
I know you won't do wrong,
I know you wouldn't hurt me,
Our friendship is too strong.

I know you wouldn't touch him,
I know you're not so daring
To kiss the lips of the guy
I at so recently stopped staring.

You'd never reach down in his pants,
You'd never take off your clothes.
I know you'd never break my trust,
No matter how your temptation grows.

I know you'd never sleep with him,
I know sex would not conspire,
But I guess I should have also known,
That you were such a liar.