A/N: Hi, I'm in school right now, and I'm posting this to see if anyone reads it. If you actually want me to continue this, let me know.


Once upon a time, there was a manly man. The manliest man there ever was. His name was lean ground beef, and he liked to grow his belly hair long and go man-hunting.

One day, lean ground beef was hunting down his favourite prey, Captain Boy, when he suddenly found the most wonderful thing in the world...


His fur sparkled in the wind, his bleating made lean ground beef's heart go aflutter. There was, however, one itsy bitsy problem... the goat was being held captive by an evil blond-haired whiny princess named Derekina.


What happens next? Does anyone care? If you want me to continue, send a review!