A/N: Well, it seems that not too many people are reading this anymore...if any. Anyways, enjoy this next chapter!


Lean ground beef was flying sky high, singing random theme songs out loud. After combing her lengthy belly hair, the manly man (that was actually a woman) decided it was high time to track down the love of her life Mohammed. She turned to her right, spotting a set of controls that said 'mind control of all passengers'.

"I certainly don't need that." she said, shaking her head emphatically. Someone didn't agree with her though...a bobble-head dog was nodding its head yes. "No I don't!"

Nod. Nod.

"I don't need to control anyone's mind on board!"

Nod. Nod.

"There isn't even anyone on board!"

Nod. Nod.

"You mean...there is?"

Nod. Nod.

"Are they in the passenger cabin?"

Nod. Nod.

"Glorious! Maybe it's Mohammed!" Lean ground beef dashed to the passenger cabin, leaving the bobble-head dog to bobble. The plane was set on autopilot so the dense girl wouldn't die in a crash.

When Lean ground beef entered the passenger cabin, she found it completely empty, save a small bag of popcorn that was on the ground. She picked it up and looked inside.

"Hello? Is anyone in there?" In response to her shrieking, a roach crawled over and bit her right on the nose.



Meanwhile, Captain Boy had managed to successfuly keep himself away from the sparkly pink goat's pitchfork, but that was becoming more and more difficult, as Mohammed had quite the endurance.

"Put that down! You're going to poke my eye out!"

"Lean ground beef better not come here!!"

"She won't! I'll activate my shields on the house!"


"What self-respecting Star Wars fan DOESN'T have shields to keep out evil villians?"

"Good point."

Mohammed stopped chasing poor Captain Boy, and opted instead to go raid his fridge of all the fruit.

"Hey, get away from my banana!!"

"Oh, I'll eat your banana if I want to eat your banana!"

"You can't! It's MY banana, and I get to decide who eats it!"

"Mmm...it looks so tasty..."

"Stay away!!"


Lean ground beef wailed in the back of the plane, her nose turning a tomato red from the cockaroach bite. In her feeble, fragile mind, Lean ground beef plotted the ULTIMATE revenge...


What happens next? Did you get the part about the bananas? Hehehehe Well, you'll just have to wait ^-^. Please review and have a nice day!