Dirty Little Mouse

Dirty little mouse lived in a hole; but I filled that hole with coal.

Dirty little mouse had a head; chopped it off and now he's dead.

Dirty little mouse had a tail; ripped it off to hear him wail.

Dirty little mouse had a tongue; cut it out because he had sung.

Dirty little mouse had a paw; grated it like cheese 'til it was raw.

Dirty little mouse had an eye; burned it out to watch it fry.

Dirty little mouse no more will tell; how he died and went to Hell.