Hi! There are three "characters" that are always in my head... uh,
sometimes fondly called muses, when the ACTUALLY do their job, which is
hardly ever...! Um, usually it is random characters from random books that
are my inspiration.... Okay, some of this fic is in Spanish, but you will
be able to understand it even if you don't speak the language.
Characters:
Me- Um, duh?
Esperanza- My Hispanic muse/voice who is my cultural reference... she is um, a little obsessed with her Spanish Novellas (soap operas) and she will start talking about los enamorados in her novellas, and it can get very, very annoying to have this going on in your head... trust me, i know! On the rare occasion that she does speak English it is to yell at me or the other muses
D.U.I.- My inspiration for all my evil characters comes from this man! He is really rude/mean/sneaky... my plots for revenge also come from him!
Lilioukalani- Okay, she just moved in! I lover her; she has to be my favorite! Her ideas of inspiration are Elvis songs. All she does is sing them. Sometimes she makes suggestions.
Notations:
=blah blah blah=: action or what's going on
ALL CAPS WORDS: the peep whose talking
*setting*
-book/movie random character is from-
/song lyrics/
*my room* Noon, Saturday
=i am sitting at my computer banging my head against the keys=
ME: Hello? Esperanza? D.U.I.? Lili?
DUI: What do you want? Huh? I am busy here!
ME: Doing what? What on earth could you be doing? I haven't had an idea for anything and my poems are due in twenty-four hours!
DUI: Why can't you just say a day? You and your big fancy words!
=Ron pops out of no where and starts heading toward DUI=
RON -my honey from Harry Potter- Don't you dare insult my girlfriend! Never!
ME: Ron? I think i can hand DUI he is a voice in MY head! okay?
=I attempt to hold back Ron who is getting reay to attack DUI=
DUI: Keep demon lover boy away from me!
ME: I will banish you from my head if you insult my honey again!
DUI: Okay, number one: you can't do that! and number two: like I care!
=Esperanza enters and plops herself down on my bed=
MIA: -The Princess Diaries- Ow!
ESPERANZA: Los siento, senorita! I didn't see you!
MIA: Someone sat on me again! Excuse me, I have to go run a county! =in tears=
ESPERANZA: Que es tu problema?
=Mia leaves=
LILI: /You look like an angel/
ME: Hola, Lulu!
LILI: /Walk like an angel/
ME: I have heard that song so many times!
DUI: We all have...
LILI: /But I got wise! You're the devil in disguise./
ME: NO HELP! It's NO HELP!
RON: You sound stressed honey!
DUI: She is stressed you idiot! Isn't it great?
RON: You have some nerve!
DUI: Um, no, you have some nerve! This isn't even your head!
RON: Okay, little Mr. I'm under the influence there is getting on my nerves!
ME: Ron, get a grip, he gets on everyone's nerves.
=Suddenly James drops in=
JAMES -Harry Potter-: Hi!
RON: OHMYGOSH! You are supposed to be dead!
JAMES: Yeah and you live in a book!
=Ron crosses his arms at the comeback=
ME: Hullo, James.
RON: He visits your head too?
ME: So does the President, what's new?
RON: I have to go! Harry is getting attacked by voldie again! I'll call you sweetheart!
=I blow Ron a kiss and he plops back into the HP books=
SHEEP: Baaaa!
DUI: What was that?
SIRIUS: -Harry Potter- My sheep!
JAMES: Your sheep?
DUI: Sheep? You're kidding right? Please tell me you are kidding?
=Sirius bends his head and rubs his nose in the sheep's wool affectionately=
SIRIUS: Yes, my little Moo-Moo!
MY BAMBOO PLANT!: Water me, dammit!
ME: I'll have no cursing in my not so fiction story!
=My bamboo plant starts crying=
ME: Oh, see, you have plenty of water!
=Remmy pulls off the invisibility cloak=
ME: Remmy! Yay! Someone sane is here!
=I throw my arms around Remus who never comes to see me=
MY BAMBOO PLANT: My rocks are dry!
ME: Why won't these voices leave my head!
REMUS -Harry Potter-: Honey, if you didn't have voices in your head, you wouldn't be able to write stories!
ME: Oh, that's it! All writers are insane!
SIRIUS: Well, you are!
-Ron's voice is heard=
RON'S VOICE: I heard that!
SIRIUS: Back off lover boy!
ME: It's okay Ron! GO AWAY! I love you!
RON'S VOICE: Okay honey!
ME: All right, Remus, Sirius, James, I love you too, now leave! All Harry Potter Characters be gone! This isn't your fic!
=Sirius, Remus, and James all drag their feet (Iooking slightly hurt) over to the open Harry Potter book that lay open on the floor. One bye one they all jump in=
ME: Why are you still here bamboo plant?
MY BAMBOO PLANT: I am not an HP character!
ME: Damn, it was worth a shot!
SHEEP: Baaa!
DUI: Yo, Sirius left his sheep!
ME: DUI, could you please do something nice and take the sheep away? Go make a sweater or something!
DUI: So you want a naked sheep in your room?
=I glare at DUI who gets the picture that i'm NOT playing around and he takes the sheep away=
***
*still my room* 3:00 p.m.
ESPERANZA: Quien estas tu novio?
ME: No tengo un novio!
LILI: Yeah, who is your boyfriend?
ME: I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND!
ESPERANZA: Mi novio estas...
=But before she can finish Heath Ledger comes out of my bathroom in a towel=
ME: OH MY GOSH! Heath Ledger is standing in my room with nothing but a towel on!
HEATH: Do you have a brush?
=I nod my head unabled to speak, then i hand him a brush=
ME: Here!
RON'S VOICE: I can't believe you!
HEATH: What was that?
ME: Oh, just my boyfriend!
LILI: RON? Ron is your boyfriend?
ESPERANZA: Aha! Tu tienes un NOVIO!
ME: Damn my mouth.
HEATH: Wait, how did I get here? This isn't my trailer!
ME: Um, so?
HEATH: Who are you?
ME: You just asked me for a brush!
HEATH: I wanna go home!
ME: Well, all you have to do is click the heels of your red shoes and say 'there's no place like home' three times in a row.
=Heath looks down at his bare feet and groans=
=He then gets down on his hands and knees rummaging through my closet for a pair of red shoes=
ME: Be sure you clean that up when your'e done!
HEATH: I just wanna go home!
ESPERANZA: Tienes zapatos rojo?
=I shrug not remembering if i have any red shoes=
HEATH: Aha!
ME: I really own red shoes?
=Heath holds up a pair of red play shoes=
ME: Eh, those won't work!
=Heath's face looks really sad, almost as if he could cry=
ME: Just kidding, they'll do!
HEATH: Okay!
=He puts on the shes, which he can barely fit his toes into!=
ME: Before you go, you're totally hot!
HEATH: Ummmm, thanx, moving on now! There's no place like home! There's no place like home! There's no place like home!
=With a pop he disapears=
LILI: Did that really work?
ME: Um, no, I just made him disappear!
LILI: Then why did you tell him to do all that?
ME: Okay, if you could get a totally hot actor to do whatever you wanted them too, including wearing red shoes and saying 'there's no place like home' three times in a row, wouldn't you?
LILI: Right... /you ain't nothing but a hound dog!/
ME: Lili, go see what DUI is up to, he has been gone since noon getting rid of Sirius's sheep!
LILI: okay!
ME: Oo! I have an idea!
=types feverishly at keyboard=
ME: Finished!
ESPERANZA: =in shock= De veras?
ME: YES! REALLLY! I'll just print this out and paste it into my notebook!
=sifts through ridiculously messy drawers=
ME: Why do scissors always seem to disappear?
=Esperanza shrugs=
ME: I know, it was the Laundry Fairy!
=Runs out of room looking for laundry fairy=
MY VOICE: Aha! I've found you!
=I come running back into my room chasing a small fairy=
ME: Give me the scissors!
=LF shakes her head no=
ME: YES!
=LF " "=
=I grab the scissors=
ME: HA!
=Laundry Fairy crosses her arms and sticks her tongue out at me making childish m-m-m-m noises...=
=I repeat the action!=
Okay, that's all for now... i might write more, i don't know! Okay, okay grace, i kno, its confirmed, i'm crazy!
Characters:
Me- Um, duh?
Esperanza- My Hispanic muse/voice who is my cultural reference... she is um, a little obsessed with her Spanish Novellas (soap operas) and she will start talking about los enamorados in her novellas, and it can get very, very annoying to have this going on in your head... trust me, i know! On the rare occasion that she does speak English it is to yell at me or the other muses
D.U.I.- My inspiration for all my evil characters comes from this man! He is really rude/mean/sneaky... my plots for revenge also come from him!
Lilioukalani- Okay, she just moved in! I lover her; she has to be my favorite! Her ideas of inspiration are Elvis songs. All she does is sing them. Sometimes she makes suggestions.
Notations:
=blah blah blah=: action or what's going on
ALL CAPS WORDS: the peep whose talking
*setting*
-book/movie random character is from-
/song lyrics/
*my room* Noon, Saturday
=i am sitting at my computer banging my head against the keys=
ME: Hello? Esperanza? D.U.I.? Lili?
DUI: What do you want? Huh? I am busy here!
ME: Doing what? What on earth could you be doing? I haven't had an idea for anything and my poems are due in twenty-four hours!
DUI: Why can't you just say a day? You and your big fancy words!
=Ron pops out of no where and starts heading toward DUI=
RON -my honey from Harry Potter- Don't you dare insult my girlfriend! Never!
ME: Ron? I think i can hand DUI he is a voice in MY head! okay?
=I attempt to hold back Ron who is getting reay to attack DUI=
DUI: Keep demon lover boy away from me!
ME: I will banish you from my head if you insult my honey again!
DUI: Okay, number one: you can't do that! and number two: like I care!
=Esperanza enters and plops herself down on my bed=
MIA: -The Princess Diaries- Ow!
ESPERANZA: Los siento, senorita! I didn't see you!
MIA: Someone sat on me again! Excuse me, I have to go run a county! =in tears=
ESPERANZA: Que es tu problema?
=Mia leaves=
LILI: /You look like an angel/
ME: Hola, Lulu!
LILI: /Walk like an angel/
ME: I have heard that song so many times!
DUI: We all have...
LILI: /But I got wise! You're the devil in disguise./
ME: NO HELP! It's NO HELP!
RON: You sound stressed honey!
DUI: She is stressed you idiot! Isn't it great?
RON: You have some nerve!
DUI: Um, no, you have some nerve! This isn't even your head!
RON: Okay, little Mr. I'm under the influence there is getting on my nerves!
ME: Ron, get a grip, he gets on everyone's nerves.
=Suddenly James drops in=
JAMES -Harry Potter-: Hi!
RON: OHMYGOSH! You are supposed to be dead!
JAMES: Yeah and you live in a book!
=Ron crosses his arms at the comeback=
ME: Hullo, James.
RON: He visits your head too?
ME: So does the President, what's new?
RON: I have to go! Harry is getting attacked by voldie again! I'll call you sweetheart!
=I blow Ron a kiss and he plops back into the HP books=
SHEEP: Baaaa!
DUI: What was that?
SIRIUS: -Harry Potter- My sheep!
JAMES: Your sheep?
DUI: Sheep? You're kidding right? Please tell me you are kidding?
=Sirius bends his head and rubs his nose in the sheep's wool affectionately=
SIRIUS: Yes, my little Moo-Moo!
MY BAMBOO PLANT!: Water me, dammit!
ME: I'll have no cursing in my not so fiction story!
=My bamboo plant starts crying=
ME: Oh, see, you have plenty of water!
=Remmy pulls off the invisibility cloak=
ME: Remmy! Yay! Someone sane is here!
=I throw my arms around Remus who never comes to see me=
MY BAMBOO PLANT: My rocks are dry!
ME: Why won't these voices leave my head!
REMUS -Harry Potter-: Honey, if you didn't have voices in your head, you wouldn't be able to write stories!
ME: Oh, that's it! All writers are insane!
SIRIUS: Well, you are!
-Ron's voice is heard=
RON'S VOICE: I heard that!
SIRIUS: Back off lover boy!
ME: It's okay Ron! GO AWAY! I love you!
RON'S VOICE: Okay honey!
ME: All right, Remus, Sirius, James, I love you too, now leave! All Harry Potter Characters be gone! This isn't your fic!
=Sirius, Remus, and James all drag their feet (Iooking slightly hurt) over to the open Harry Potter book that lay open on the floor. One bye one they all jump in=
ME: Why are you still here bamboo plant?
MY BAMBOO PLANT: I am not an HP character!
ME: Damn, it was worth a shot!
SHEEP: Baaa!
DUI: Yo, Sirius left his sheep!
ME: DUI, could you please do something nice and take the sheep away? Go make a sweater or something!
DUI: So you want a naked sheep in your room?
=I glare at DUI who gets the picture that i'm NOT playing around and he takes the sheep away=
***
*still my room* 3:00 p.m.
ESPERANZA: Quien estas tu novio?
ME: No tengo un novio!
LILI: Yeah, who is your boyfriend?
ME: I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND!
ESPERANZA: Mi novio estas...
=But before she can finish Heath Ledger comes out of my bathroom in a towel=
ME: OH MY GOSH! Heath Ledger is standing in my room with nothing but a towel on!
HEATH: Do you have a brush?
=I nod my head unabled to speak, then i hand him a brush=
ME: Here!
RON'S VOICE: I can't believe you!
HEATH: What was that?
ME: Oh, just my boyfriend!
LILI: RON? Ron is your boyfriend?
ESPERANZA: Aha! Tu tienes un NOVIO!
ME: Damn my mouth.
HEATH: Wait, how did I get here? This isn't my trailer!
ME: Um, so?
HEATH: Who are you?
ME: You just asked me for a brush!
HEATH: I wanna go home!
ME: Well, all you have to do is click the heels of your red shoes and say 'there's no place like home' three times in a row.
=Heath looks down at his bare feet and groans=
=He then gets down on his hands and knees rummaging through my closet for a pair of red shoes=
ME: Be sure you clean that up when your'e done!
HEATH: I just wanna go home!
ESPERANZA: Tienes zapatos rojo?
=I shrug not remembering if i have any red shoes=
HEATH: Aha!
ME: I really own red shoes?
=Heath holds up a pair of red play shoes=
ME: Eh, those won't work!
=Heath's face looks really sad, almost as if he could cry=
ME: Just kidding, they'll do!
HEATH: Okay!
=He puts on the shes, which he can barely fit his toes into!=
ME: Before you go, you're totally hot!
HEATH: Ummmm, thanx, moving on now! There's no place like home! There's no place like home! There's no place like home!
=With a pop he disapears=
LILI: Did that really work?
ME: Um, no, I just made him disappear!
LILI: Then why did you tell him to do all that?
ME: Okay, if you could get a totally hot actor to do whatever you wanted them too, including wearing red shoes and saying 'there's no place like home' three times in a row, wouldn't you?
LILI: Right... /you ain't nothing but a hound dog!/
ME: Lili, go see what DUI is up to, he has been gone since noon getting rid of Sirius's sheep!
LILI: okay!
ME: Oo! I have an idea!
=types feverishly at keyboard=
ME: Finished!
ESPERANZA: =in shock= De veras?
ME: YES! REALLLY! I'll just print this out and paste it into my notebook!
=sifts through ridiculously messy drawers=
ME: Why do scissors always seem to disappear?
=Esperanza shrugs=
ME: I know, it was the Laundry Fairy!
=Runs out of room looking for laundry fairy=
MY VOICE: Aha! I've found you!
=I come running back into my room chasing a small fairy=
ME: Give me the scissors!
=LF shakes her head no=
ME: YES!
=LF " "=
=I grab the scissors=
ME: HA!
=Laundry Fairy crosses her arms and sticks her tongue out at me making childish m-m-m-m noises...=
=I repeat the action!=
Okay, that's all for now... i might write more, i don't know! Okay, okay grace, i kno, its confirmed, i'm crazy!