This is my first attempt at original for these two, now shared sites of and I'm not entirely sure on where to place this work since it is somewhat based on a writing style of French author Ponge called "proems." That is a combination of the words prose and poems. Anyways, this my attempt at trying to convince myself that I could possibly write something somewhat intellectual or intelligent outside of fanfiction. There are lots of hidden meanings and stuff like that in the three sections. All grammar, spelling, and punctuation is entirely intentional. Hope you enjoy. Any reviews however critical are appreciated.


Moin émé sé fès a bèf!