I want to be on MTV!

Everything is cool on that station.

That makes me cool by association.

It's a popular fucking congregation.

So tight it causes constipation.

I want to be on MTV!

Where everyone will look at me.

Judge me by fabricated looks

While I sing my catchy hooks.

With my fake writers credit on the CD.

I want to be on MTV!

Where some anorexic whose name I can't pronounce

Is pretending to care while they announce

My lastest single; sure to be a hit!

Even if it doesn't sound like my old shit.

Anything to be on MTV!

I want leigons of fans to adore me!

I want them to kiss my fucking feet!

And when the popo see my famous face..

I want them to stop the chase!

I want everything for free!