If you must know,
Today I'm feeling really low.
My life is worthless, my life's a failure
How much more do you think I can endure?
My friends backstab me,
But in front of my face, they're as nice as can be.
My love two-times me,
Because when he asks me out, I'm never free.
Everyday, I feel so frustrated,
Because I know my life is busted.
Just yesterday I got fired,
My boss told me I was better off retired.
All I did was to burn his corn-on-the-cob,
And because of that I lost my job.
And this morning my house burned down,
But the insurance company told me with a frown
That they're not paying anything back
Because I recently got the sack
And that I don't deserve a single thing
Not even insurance money for the burning.
Tell me, God, what should I do,
I'm jobless, miserable, homeless, too,
And Lord, please don't cover your ears or flinch or flee,
When you hear the prayers of a loser like me.