There was a dog named Bill, Who died and made a will, His friend Tom, Got his homemade bomb, And then also had to make a will.

There was a horse, Who ran on a course, But when the bell rang, There went off a bang, And the horse did not finish the course.

There was a little mouse, Who made his own house, It looked very nice, With more than two mice, And a cute little garden out front.