This is omake (extra special stuffs) to keep you from salivating all over the place. I was looking at my lj and I had taken over 35 surveys in a year so I thought it would be fun to answer them from the boys' point of view. This one is Kyle's. It is set in between Valentine's Day and Spring Break since that was a long time with no activity that I wrote about. Why either of them would go to a library to get on a computer and fill out surveys is anyone's guess but here's Kyle's answers! The very last survey is one only he did and Eian did one about manga.
Love is genderless.
1.)Name: Kyle
2.)Birthday: 06-17
3.)Zodiac: Gemini
4.)Nationality: born in America
5.)What time is it: 5:30 PM
6.)Are you sensitive: depends
***Person Who Last....***
7.)Called you: some telemarketer
8.)Slept in your bed: myself and Eian
9.)Saw you cry: Eian
10.)Made you cry: myself
11.)You shared a drink with: Eian
12.)You went to the movies with: Jayson
13.)You went to the mall with: Eian
14.)Yelled at you: my track coach
15.)Sent you an email: no one
****Have you ever... ****
16.)Taken a picture of yourself with a milk moustache and sent it to the milk people: lame!
17.)Said "I love you" and meant it?: yes
18.)Gotten into a fight with your Dog/Cat etc..?: I don't own a pet
19.)Been to New York?: no
20.)Been to Florida?: no
21.)California?: no
22.)Mexico?: no
23.)China?: no
24.)Canada?: no
25.)Japan?: no
26.)Danced Naked: that's rather absurd
27.)Had a dream about something really crazy, then it happens the next day: no
28.)Stalked someone?: no
29.)Had a mud bath: that sounds disgusting
30.)Wished you were the opposite sex?: in my past life
31.)Had an imaginary friend?: no
32.)What time is it now?: still 5:30 ish
33.)apples or bananas?: apples
34.)Blue or red?: blue
35.)Backstreet boys or nsync?: who?
36.)Walmart or target?: I get better service at Target but I am always dragged to Wally World
37.)Spring or Fall?: summer
38.)Santa or Rudolph?: Rudolph
39.)What are you gonna do after you finish this?: go home
40.)What was the last meal you ate?: steak at lunch
41.)High school or college?: high school
42.)Are you bored?: occasionally
43.)How many of your buddies are on-line?: none
44.)Last movie you saw?: Saving Private Ryan
45.)Last noise you heard?: my fingers on the keys
46.)Last smell you sniffed?: books!
*****About your friends....*****
47.)Laughs the weirdest?: Eian
48.)Going to have the most kids: Kat probably
49.)Who have you known the longest?: Mel
50.)Loudest?: me probably
51.)Is the quietest: Eian
52.)Will fill this out and send it back the soonest?: ...
53.)Who is the funniest?: hard to say
54.)Who is the moodiest?: Eian
55.)biggest pimp?: probably me again
56.)biggest player?: is that me too?
57.)Who can you tell most of your secrets to?: Eian
58.)Who do you usually go to about all of your problems?: Eian... and Mrs. Green
59.)Name your best buds of all time?: Jayson, Eian
60.)Last time you went out of state?: beer run in Indiana
62.)Things you like in a Girl/Guy?: good looks
63.)Do you have a crush on someone?: crushes are grade school stupidity
64.)Do they know?: bleah!
65.)Do you have a bf/gf: I have a spouse
66.)What do you think about Ouija Boards: whatever
67.)What book are you reading now: none
68.)Nicknames: none
69.)Hair Color: black
70.)Height: 6'0"
71.)Pets: none
72.)Siblings: 1 older half brother
73.)Been so drunk you didn't remember that you were there: yes unfortunately
74.)Taken any illegal substances: yes and I regret it now
75.)Gone out in public in your pajamas: no
76.)Missed school b/c it was raining: that's majorly lame
77.)Set any body part on fire for amusement: no
78.)Kept a secret from everyone: sure
79.)Wanted to hook up with a friend: done it
80.)Cried during a movie: no
81.)Had a crush on a teacher: those ugly old women? bah
82.)Ever thought an animated character was hot? no but Jessica Rabbit...
83.)Ever at anytime owned new kids on the block stuff: no
84.)Planned your week based on the TV Guide? no
85.)Prank called someone: I'm ashamed to admit that I did when I was way younger
86.)Been on stage: no
******FAVORITES******
87.)Shampoo: V05
88.)Soap: Irish Spring
89.)Colors: blue and black, red's nice too
90.)Day or Night: night
91.)Summer/Winter: Summer
92.)Lace or satin: satin
93.)Cartoon Character: Ren Höek
*******IN THE LAST 2 WEEKS*******
94.)Cried: no
95.)Cut your hair: no
96.)Worn a skirt: no
97.)Been mean: yes
98.)Been sarcastic: hmm, did that too
99.)Talked to someone you have a crush on: no
100.)Hugged someone: yes
101.)Fought with your parents: no Dad's been good about staying away
102.)Wished upon a star: no
103.)Laughed until you cried: no
104.)Watched a sunrise/sunset: no
105.)Went to the beach at night: I wish
106.)Spent quality time alone: quality time + alone = something is wrong
107.)Ate a meal: of course duh
108.)Are you lonely: right now - yes
109.)Are you happy: right now - no but I will be when I get home
110.)Are you talking to someone on-line: no
********DO YOU BELIEVE IN********
111.)God/Devil: no
112.)Love: I do
113.)The Closet Monster: no
114.)The Big Bang Theory: whatever. I don't care about that
115.)Heaven/Hell: no
116.)Superstitions: I throw a little salt over my shoulder now and then
117.)What is your full name?: Kyle Zachary Whitlock (formerly Somerville)
118.)Who named you?: I'm pretty sure it was my mom since my dad doesn't remember my name
119.)When was the last time you showered?: last night with Eian
120.)What color pants do you have on right now? blue
121.)What song are you listening to right now? none
122.)What was the last thing that you said on-line? none
123.)What is right next to you? an empty chair
124.)What is your computer desk made of? this desk looks like wood
125.)What are the last 4 digits in your phone number? 3426
126.)Where do you want to go on your honeymoon? it's a little late for that
127.)How's the weather right now? I'm indoors
128.)What did you do last night? made love to Eian then showered with him
129.)How are you today? grouchy
130.)How do you eat an Oreo? I don't unlock the magic
131.)What makes you happy? Eian
132.)What makes you mad? Kat
133.)What do you want to do when you grow up? retire
134.)What are your future goals? Make sure Eian is happy
135.)My fave music: metal
136.)Favorite Food?: whatever Eian cooks
137.)Favorite movies?: action movies mostly
138.)Fave guys cologne?: don't wear it
139.)Do you like to dance?: no
140.)Fast or slow? with a chick - fast. With Eian - slow
141.)Are you too shy to ask someone out? no way
142.)Fave clothes brand? good question
143.)If you could change your name what would it be?: I've never thought of it
144.)Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?: no just Eian
145.)What is the stupidest thing you have ever done? like I want to remember THAT
146.)What will your first son's name be?: maybe something like Theron? I like that
147.)First daughter: I can't imagine myself with a daughter - maybe Nikolette or something pseudo French sounding
148.)Do you like scary or happy movies better?: action
149.)On the phone or in person? for what???
150.)Lust or Love?: lust gets me into too much trouble
151.)Do you want your friends to write back?: that means I'd have to write them
If I were a stone, I would be a...piece of obsidian
If I were a tree, I would be...mahogany
If I were a bird, I would be a...hawk
If I were an insect, I would be a...I have no idea
If I were a fruit, I would be a... ....hmph.
If I were a flower, I would be a...dandelion? I don't know
If I were a kind of weather, I would be...snow
If I were a mythical creature, I would be...a dragon
If I were a musical instrument, I would be an...electric guitar
If I were a kind of profession, I would be a...hitman
If I were an animal, I would be a...German shepherd. No one screws with them
If I were a color, I would be...midnight blue
If I were an emotion, I would be...indifference
If I were a vegetable, I would be...comatose
If I were a sound, I would be...the squeal of tires on pavement
If I were an Element, I would be...ice
Name four bad habits you have.
1) thinking with the wrong brain
2) smothering my food in pepper
3) impatience
4) exploding over minor details
Name four scents you love.
1) roses
2) my aftershave
3) I'm embarrassed to admit this, but strawberries
4) freshly cut grass
Name four things you'd never wear.
1) a big gold medallion
2) a dress
3) pantyhose
4) orange pants
Name four bands/groups/artists most people don't know of that you like.
1) Anthrax
2) Alice In Chains
3) Rob Zombie
4) Rammstein
Name four beverages you regularly drink.
1) cherry pepsi
2) mount and do
3) mello yello
4) milk
Name four random facts about yourself.
1) I have lived in the same town all my life
2) I never had the chicken pox
3) I've been reincarnated twice already
4) my middle name is Zachary
Name four random facts about your family.
1) my dad can't remember my name
2) my parents never married
3) my mom used to work in the post office before she quit her job
4) I actually have an older half-brother on my dad's side that I've never met
// series one - as usual
-- name: Kyle Zachary (Somerville) Whitlock
-- birthdate: 06-17
-- birthplace: Cincinnati, OH
-- current location: a suburb of it
-- eye color: icy blue
-- hair color: black
-- righty or lefty: righty
-- zodiac sign: I'm told it's Gemini but I don't care
-- innie or outtie: innie
// series two - describe
-- your heritage: French on mom's side. I have no idea about dad's
-- the shoes you wore today: clunky tan hiking boots
-- your hair: short and kinda wild
-- your weakness: alcohol
-- your fears: fear is weak
-- your perfect pizza: anything with LOTS of meat
-- one thing you'd like to achieve: being a better person
// series three - what is
-- your most overused phrase on aol\aim: on what?
-- your thoughts first waking up: I sure do have to piss
-- the first feature you notice in the opposite sex: ....
-- the best name for a butler: don't care
-- your best physical features: muscles
-- your bedtime: when my body says go to sleep
-- your greatest fear: I do believe I answered this already
-- your greatest accomplishment: not getting any girls pregnant I guess
-- your most missed memory: If I've forgotten it, how am I supposed to know
// series four - you prefer
-- pepsi or coke: pepsi
-- mcdonald's or burger king: for my health, neither
-- single or group dates: single
-- adidas or nike: Nike
-- lipton ice tea or nestea: neither
-- chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
-- cappucino or coffee: coffee
-- boxers or briefs: boxers
// series five - do you
-- smoke: not anymore
-- cuss: yeah occasionally
-- sing well: I haven't ever tried really
-- take a shower everyday: if I've been really active, yeah
-- think you've been in love: yes
-- want to go to college: not particularly
-- like high school: sure I guess
-- want to get married: I am already
-- type with your fingers on the right keys: no
-- believe in yourself: I do
-- get motion sickness: no
-- think you're attractive: sure
-- think you're a health freak: no
-- get along with your parents: my mom more than my bastard dad
-- like thunderstorms: not particularly
-- play an instrument: I played the trumpet in sixth grade
// series six - in the past month, did/have you
-- drank alcohol: no
-- smoke(d): no
-- done a drug: no
-- have sex: no
-- go on a date: yeah
-- go to the mall?: yeah
-- eaten an entire box of oreos: No way! that white stuff is LARD.
-- eaten sushi: no
-- been on stage: no
-- been dumped: no
-- gone skating: no
-- made homemade cookies: no
-- been in love: yeah
-- been skinny dipping: no
-- dyed your hair: no
-- stolen anything: no
// series seven - have you ever
-- played a game that required removal of clothing?: yeah
-- if so, was it mixed company: yeah
-- been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yeah I'm not proud of it though
-- been caught "doing something": what?
-- been called a tease: no
-- gotten beaten up: no
-- shoplifted: no
-- if so, did you get caught: no
-- changed who you were to fit in: I've changed a little bit but not to fit in
// series eight - the future
-- age you hope to be married: already happened
-- describe your dream wedding: I don't care as long as I'm wearing clothes this time
-- how do you want to die: I'd prefer not to
-- where you want to go to college: I don't
-- what do you want to be when you grow up: that's so childish
-- what country would you most like to visit: France? dunno
{x} current clothes: blue jeans, clunky boots, Blackhawks hockey jersey
{x} current mood: incredulous... why am I doing this
{x} current taste: the steak I had for lunch. mmm
{x} current hair: spiky with a little gel
{x} current annoyance: people looking over my shoulder
{x} current smell: books yuck
{x} current thing you ought to be doing: being with the one I love
{x} current desktop: what?
{x} current favorite groups: Type O Negative, Alice In Chains
{x} current book: none
{x} current tape in VCR: none
{x} current refreshment: none
{x} current worry: are we having stroganoff for dinner?
{x} current crush: crushes are so jr. high
{x} current favorite celebrity: Sable
A - Act your age? yeah
B - Born on what day of the week? hell if I know
C - Chore you hate? dishes
D - Dad's name? why should I bother to remember his name when he won't remember mine
E - Essential makeup item? I don't wear make-up
F - Favorite actor? Samuel L. Jackson
G - Gold or silver? gold
H - Hometown? Cincinnati, Ohio
I - Instruments you play? none anymore
J - Job title? car body repairman
K - Kids? I wouldn't mind one day
L - Living arrangements? my spouse
M - Mum's name? Glynnis
N - Number of people you've slept with? I lost count
O - Overnight hospital stays? never had any
P - Phobia? I'm really afraid of guns
Q - Quote you like? Anger is fear with an attitude.
R - Religious affiliation? Atheist
S - Siblings? 1 older half-brother whose name I don't even know
T - Time you wake up? 7:30
U - Unique habit? none
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat? cauliflower
W - Worst habit? popping my toes
X - X-rays you've had? teeth
Y - Yummy food you make? it doesn't come out yummy
Z - Zodiac Sign? Gemini
My name is Kyle
I may seem thoughtless and violent
But I'm really caring
People who know me think I'm all that
If you knew me you'd probably agree
Sometimes I feel lonely
My days are pretty lame
I like to sleep in the buff now
If I could be doing anything right now I would be making love
Money is essential
One thing I wish I had is a father who cares
One thing I have that I wish I didn't is the knowledge that I hurt Eian
All you need is a blow job now and then
All I need is a blow job more than just now and then
If I had one wish, it would be for Eian to shine forever
Love is sacred to me
My body is merely a shell until my next reincarnation
If an angel flew into my window at night I would wonder what the hell Eian was doing
If a demon crashed into my window I would wonder if it was my twin
If I could see one person right now it would be Eian of course
Something I want but I don't really need is a Dreamcast
Something I need but I don't really want is a haircut
I live for Eian's happiness
I dare you all to piss me off. You won't like it
I am afraid of guns
It makes me angry when people label others
I dream about my past lives
I daydream about Eian naked without the scars
YOU MUST ONLY ANSWER IN SONG LYRICS!
1.) Are you male or female?: Rolling Stones - Sympathy For the Devil
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
2.) Describe your neighborhood: Days Of the New - The Down Town
I know a town where people are running
Away from life it seems very funny
3.) How do you look?: Rammstein - Eifersucht
Bin ich schoner
Zerschneid mir das Gesicht
Bin ich starker
Brich feige mein Genick
(I think the translation is:
Am I pretty
Then cut me in the face
Am I stronger
Break my neck in disgrace)
4.) What would you say to the person you like? Alice In Chains - No Excuses
Yeah, it's fine
We'll walk down the line
Leave our rain, a cold
Trade for warm sunshine
You my friend
I will defend
And if we change, well I
Love you anyway
5.) Where do you wish you were right now? Led Zeppelin - Misty Mountain Hop
So I'm packing my bags for the Misty Mountains
Where the spirits go now,
Over the hills where the spirits fly
I really don't know.
6.) What would you say to your best friend?: Skid Row - Wasted Time
You and I together in our lives,
Sacred ties would never fray
7.) Any words of wisdom: Megadeth - Peace Sells
Can you put a price on peace?
Peace,
Peace sells...
Peace,
Peace sells...
Peace sells... but who's buying?
8.) What do you wish you were doing right now?: I couldn't think of one for this
9.) What do you think of drugs and alcohol?: Type O Negative - Everyone I Love Is Dead
At times I'm truly terrified
Cause dope and booze don't help to hide
They're used to mask a weakling's hurt
It's just like painting over dirt
10.) If you could say one thing to your enemy, what would it be?: Anthrax - 1000 Points of Hate
I hate you and you hate me
I cannot not look at you and breathe
So full of hate that I can't see
11.) What do you usually do on Friday nights?: Judas Priest - Turbo Lover
Then we race together. We can ride forever
Wrapped in horsepower, driving into fury
Changing gear I pull you tighter to me
12.) Are you for world peace?: Anathema - Sleepless
Surely without war there would be no loss
Hence no mourning, no grief, no pain, no misery
No sleepless nights missing the dead ... Oh, no more
No more war
13.) What do you think about school?: Alice Cooper - School's Out
Well we got no choice
All the girls and boys
14.) How do you feel right now?: Soundgarden - The Day I Tried To Live
I woke the same as any other day you know
I should have stayed in bed
15.) Any closing words?: Dream Theater - Under A Glass Moon
I argue with the clouds
Stealing beauty from my eyes