Airplane

Momma and her three screaming offspring
She ignores them and asks for one more drink
Momma wishes she never accepted that ring
She finds it hard to even think

Business class, section two, seat twenty-four D
Sitting there is a business man
He's staring at a woman in seat B
He doesn't know she use to be named Dan

On this airplane they serve dinner
But all I want is too count the crackers on my plate
I'm sitting next to a girl who isn't a sinner
She says she's ten but I know she's eight

In the back there's a psycho screaming
*It's all empty on her top floor*
In the back there's a teapot heating
Earlier she was trying to open the airplane door

On the right there's a teenage boy
Listening to some rock music
He tries to mosh with the girl named Soye
She's starting to feel a little sick

On this airplane they serve dinner
But all I want is too count the crackers on my plate
I'm sitting next to a girl who isn't a sinner
She says she's ten but I know she's eight

In first class there's a guy
He's drunk lying in the isle
The staurtess was hoping he would die
He had just changed his hairstyle

In the bathroom there's a pothead
He is smoking his marijuana
He just made another brain cell dead
This guy use to have a girlfriend named Manna

On this airplane they serve dinner
But all I want is too count the crackers on my plate
I'm sitting next to a girl who isn't a sinner
She says she's ten but I know she's eight