I got it after sleeping in my bed
Or maybe from that cheeseburger I ate
When I was three I got it from Jack's Cheese
It made me scratch, it made me sneeze.

I stayed home from school one day
My friends didn't know what to say
How could they when I was covered in red
The doctor confined me to my bed

Tomorrow I have to face the attendance lady
She thinks my excuse is a little shady
I forgot my note so I got a detention
This was my third, which leads to suspension

The rash gave me a big quandary
If I had the time I'd wash my laundry
Thanks a lot rash
Now I work fast food to get me some cash.