Another written on the day of much "Haiku Haiku"ness. This was inspired by the 2002 Monty Python Calenders poems about needing money. I'm sure it's in the exact structure of Dylan Thomas Portraits, but I don't know how they look (now, I did when I wrote it, and it has "Dylan Thomas Portrait" written above it, so I presume it is).

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Could you lend me some money?
I'm unemployed, Kids starving,
wife nagging.