"The Beef Chief"

"I am the everlasting Chief

Of the savory land of Angus Beef.

And because of my savory lore,

You, from now on, will eat chicken no more.

All you beatniks and hep-cats stay real mellow.

I'm getting a cravin' for mad beef-Jell-O.

You slaughter, you cure, you roast in a pan,

And if it's well-done, you have Beef-in-a-Can."