I cannot eat

I cannot sleep

I cannot breathe

I cannot speak.

My head feels dizzy

My body's weak

My eyes are moist

and they always leak.

I'm warm on my forehead

but I'm Cold in my toes

I have a nasty nasal drip

in my red and swollen nose.

What can I take

to ease my pain?

No, no more of that

aspirin again!

I'll drink the stuff

I drunk before

No, it's not

Vic's formula 44.

I'll take Nyquil

(Nuh-nuh-nuh-NyQuil)

And keep this cold at ease

I'll take NyQuil

(Nuh-nuh-nuh-NyQuil)

It helps me get my "z's"

Nyquil comes

in red and green

it's the only thing that tastes

like red and green.

Pop a tablespoon

and a half

lay down in bed

and take a nap.

So to my friends

Don't write or call

I've taken enough

to sleep through fall.

I've taken Nyquil

(Nuh-nuh-nuh-NyQuil)

Now I'm flying through the trees

Didn't take no Dayquil

(No, no, no, Dayquil)

Gimme Nyquil if you please.

I'll stick with Nyquil

(Nuh-nuh-nuh Nyquil)

Sure it makes my tummy queeze

But I love my Nyquil

(Nuh-nuh-nuh Nyquil)

And now I'll get my...

get my...

"z's"...

*snore*