Girl wants another girl

for a romantic relationship.

Celebrities

Conservatives

Religious Fanatics

Lawyers

Snobs

Cheerleaders

Psychotics

Preppies

Felons

Drug Dealers

need not apply.

(Drug USERS are okay,

just as long as

you're not into anything

too hard.)

I want her to be

blonde

or

brunette

or

redhead

or it doesn't really matter as long

as it's natural.

(And "natural" doesn't include

green.)

And I want her to be

skinny

or

"just right"

or

pudgy

or it doesn't really matter as long

as she's happy with herself.

(Though being morbidly obese

is unacceptable.)

And I want her to be

intellectual

or

capable

or

superficial

or it doesn't really matter as long

as she's a Democrat.

(Or at least, a Democrat who

got past junior high.)

And I want her to be

most

of

all

I

want

her to be someone who loves

completely, totally, fully.

(And me for me.)