Iowa Oh-Five:

I still hate the accent of

That Safariboy.

'Safariboy' is the monkier we (the other writers) used to address an angolphile named Zachary. He always spoke in an outrageous British accent and wrote stories about pretty English men. The reason we called him 'Safariboy' was because the first day he wore a tan shirt, an ascot, green khakis, and a safari hat. Good job, Zachary.