Pardon me while I kill myself...

I can't take this shit!

It all piles up and I'm gonna snap!

Maybe I should kill myself,

all my life consists

of is endless crap!

I say what I say and

I'm not taking it back.

You know what, I will...

I'll end it all, but how?

Drown, poison, gun?

Man, this is the most fun

I've had in years

I know, I'll do it the old fashioned way...

get a knife, lay down my wrists

and slit!

Goodbye... drip... drip... drip.