Author's Note: This haiku is about a particular brand of glue which I happen to detest. However, for fear of legal retribution, I have chosen not to disclose the name of that brand. *hack,cough* Elmers *cough*, ahem, a particle of dust in my throat. I'm fine now. ^_^

School Glue

Cow on the bottle

funky gunky white galore

cannot stick for beans!