fucking hell
don't whistle @ me
cuz i'm not a dog
and i'm not a boy like u's best friend

yes, they're there and they're real
we've established the fact that i have breasts
considering i'm female, u'd think a guy like u, claiming 2 have so much experience with women, would cum 2 xpect that

4 God's sake
stop trying to hit on me
@ work or @ skool
i'm trying 2 fucking WORK!!

i know ur attractive
and 2 b honest, i don't give a shit
*especially* not about wat other chix think
i'm not an animal, i'm a woman, u dick!

u r so in luv with urself
so why do u need me?
ur head is in ur ass
and ur male arrogance/ testosterone highs drive me insane
get over ur fucking hormones

i'm not a nude sculpture by Michaelangelo
put in the middle of a fountain 4 u 2 gawk @ and objectify
while getting a fucking errection on the way 2 skool
respect is a very sexy thing

i don't care about ur ex-girlfriends
and latest one-night stand
i'm not into swooning
so deal with it

deflate ur fucking ego
it looks like a beach ball @ a ski-field
i'm sorry if that was like a kick in the balls
i meant it

get ur head
and ur ego
out from between ur legs
and grow up!

women want men
not teenage boys
with no self-control
and ego problems

u still measure it
get black eyesover the size of it
but u don't know how 2 fucking us it properly
we know u've got it
4 crying out loud