"Three Thieves"
Evil Overlady ([email protected])

Chorus:
We three thieves of the greedy and poor
Snatch with a style no king can ignore.
"I'll take the roof!"
"I'll take the floor!"
"I'll grab the guard and just waltz through the door!"

Down from the roof comes a thief on his line,
Cuts a hole no guardsmen will find.
Up comes the ring,
Up comes the sling,
Then our bold thief just takes to the wing.

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Up from the floor, another bold thief
Finds no ring but a trace of its thief.
In goes a fake.
He closes the grate,
And runs down the tunnels before he's too late.

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Into the room comes the third thief in disguise.
He finds the fake but isn't surprised.
He runs out the door,
Crashes through the floor,
And stuns the second thief but no ring was in store.

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On through the crowd struts the first grinning thief,
Brandishing the ring with a smile made to cheat.
Now, comes a hand
Straight for the man,
And off goes a girl with the ring on her hand.

Chorus:
We three thieves of the greedy and poor
Snatch with a style no king can ignore.
"I'll take the roof!"
"I'll take the floor!"
"I'll grab the guard and just waltz through the door!"

Now, you three thieves have just become four!

[Ba-bump, bump ching!]