I make myself cringe Really I do I have a crush on my history teacher for a reason unbeknownst to all but God (even He's a bit confused)

I'm such a slut If you could hear my thoughts as I sit here looking at you, I'm sure you'd agree (For the privilege of readers, this is what I'm thinking: Do I love you? No, but I'd sleep with you anyway.)

I hate myself Really I do I'm driving myself crazy I swear I'm too headstrong (With multiple personalities, that's a problem)

I make myself cringe Thank God the world can't hear what I think