How to Speak JAM

Don't forget to forget everything you learned in school.

Eating the mouse-you do this at parties, and stuff, thank Max for this one-Doing a funky dance. So now I won't say DO A DANCE FOR ME!! I'll say EAT THE MOUSE!!!

Now, slapping the boyfriend actually means frenching the girlfriend, it's got a little opposite thing going on.

Talking about peace means knockin' out hippies, don't we all wanna talk about peace?

To see these from Max's point of view:

Search: Pen Name: maximus the great (How to Speak JAM coming soon)