Ode to Bullshit Reviewers

"I'll review you if you review me."
Hurry now I said the key words!
Spew out the same mindless phrases,
Don't give them anything but praise!
Don't tell them how they could improve the piece!
Don't mention that the idea is cliche!
Don't point out the obvious faults!
Don't forget to incorporate "good" or "great" in the review!
Spread on the bullshit nice and thick,
Just so you can get someone to look at you.
You selfish little fool,
You're the one losing out on a meaningful review...