Cousin George

My cousin is like a monkey
Small and curious as can be
He doesn't mind being muddy
Nothing matters as long as he eats

He's not a very smart person
But he's an Olympian in the trees
Give him a stick and he'll have fun
But be sure to look out for your knees

Bananas are like gold to him
He could eat them all day long
Bananas give him his second wind
And he usually dines with a song

So if you see my cousin
Be sure to hide your bananas quick
Cause if you don't and he sees them
He'll beat you with a stick