My Stay At The Nuthouse

Soon the men in white coats will take me

To a place that is far, far away.

I'll get a room with padded walls, and candy

From an orange bottle six times a day.

The men have come, and they've put me

In a jacket with extra-long sleeves.

They say that I'm stark raving mad,

But I don't really know what they means.

I can see the place that they're taking me

It's got really thick windows and wire.

I can see the padded walls and candy,

It's got everything you could desire.

I've been here a really long time now,

They tell me that I've come to stay.

It's always the same except one thing:

Now I get candy twelve times a day.