The Misadventures of Bjonathan

Disclaimer: I, The One Still Called El Diablo, own Bjonathan and all of his family/friends. I made up this little guy all on my own ^_^. So no stealy!!!

A/N: Okay, okay, this is the part where you all say, "Who the heck is Bjonathan??? And how do you pronounce that (It is pronounced "Buh- jonathan")?" Well ladies (cute one's I hope) and gentlemen, Bjonathan is a very off-hand person whom I made up and told my friend about. After all of these funny antics and mishaps that Bjonathan gets into, I figured that I have to post it. ^_^ It's already popular in the house of Orr. In fact, this story is dedicated to the two biggest fans---my best friend Brandon Orr, and his sister, my other friend, Nicolette Orr. Right now I do not currently have a chapter just yet- - -this is just background info on Bjonathan.

Bjonathan is a 14-year-old boy who lives with his family- - -and his whole family is stuck in the 19th century (1800s for you people who don't know) and yet they live in a modern world (ours- - -2003). Their house is a small, hand-made wooden house in between two modern houses. He lives in a bustling city, and his best friend lives next door. Bjonathan gets in all kinds of mishaps and adventures, and YOU too can be a part of it! By reading the fic when it's up!

His family consists of- - -Grandpa: Jonathan Jonathan; Dad: Jonathan Jr. Jonathan; Mom: Joana Jonathan; himself: Bjonathan Jonathan; and his goldfish Russ. His best friend's name is Wilson Wilson. And together they are one crazy team. And before I go, here's the theme song in which will be included with every episode:

Bjonathan Theme Song:

* Musical fanfare plays in unison with the beat *

'Dun dun dunn, dun dun dunn, dun (low key) DUN DUN DUNN'

'Bjonathan! Bjonathan! He's a 19th century kid- - - * whoosh * - - -in a modernnn world!!'

'Dun dun dunn, dun dun dunn, dun (low key) DUN DUN DUNN'

'Aint no time, to sing or play- - -aint no time, noooo way' 'Bjonathannnn is comin out, so this should be fun- - - * shaw!! * - - -WITHOUT A DOUBT!!!'

'Dun dun dunn, dun dun dunn, dun (low key) DUN DUN DUNN'

'Bjonathan! Bjonathan! He's a 19th century kid- - - * whoosh * - - -in a modernnn world!!'

'Dun dun dunn, dun dun dunn, dun (low key) DUN DUN DUNN'

'So get reeeeady, cause here he comes, long-live Bjonnnathan; he'll beat the competitionnn without a doubt- - -(Music stops)- - -* chorus: Harry who? *- - -GET THE POTT OUT!!!

'Dun dun dunn, dun dun dunn, dun (low key) DUN DUN DUNN'

'* Jonathan family: Ohh Bjonathan, ah ha ha ha ha! * DUH DIL DUH LUT DUT! * tuba horn: voom! *

So look out for Bjonathan soon, k? Thanks a bunch.

The One Still Called El Diablo- - -