By:Andrew Troy Keller

I've had the idea for the perfect romantic Thanksgiving for two in mind.
First,a candlelight turkey dinner complete with a slice of pumpkin pie for each of us.
Next,we put on a CD of soft romantic songs,place our hands on each other,and slowly dance.
And finally,we soak ourselves in a bathtub filled with bubble bath.
And it would've been romantic,if it weren't for my crazy family,who had just dropped by suddenly.
I mean,I love my family--I really do.
It's just that sometimes,in between Uncle Bob's belching and Aunt Zelda's acting like a real gypsy-lady,they do stuff that drives me crazy!
So,for the sake of me and your sanity,please take your time coming home tonight!