EPISODE 3: The Great Hair Debate!
Linkin Park's "Hit the Floor" is blaring really loudly in the radio booth. Iccess is playing with a paddle ball and the ball hits her in the eye.
Iccess: SHI..........
KaibaslilDevil: We're on the air!
Iccess:.......takymuchrooms. We should order shitaky mushrooms for lunch.
KaibaslilDevil: Okay then?
Iccess: Close call. Welcome to another episode of Iccess invades the airwaves. I'm your not so sane host Iccess-america
KaibaslilDevil: And I'm the assistant-type-person KaibaslilDevil.
Iccess: Instead of booking a guest I've decided to have a list of things I want to rant about.
KaibaslilDevil: I've never heard you rant before.
Iccess: Really? Well before I start that I would like to address the issue of you being away for three weeks. I have decided to find a temporary replacement.
KaibaslilDevil: You're REPLACING ME?!
Iccess: No. Don't worry I just need another assistant because more insanity shall happen than normal. I've rescheduled the Jericho episode as episode 5 which will take place in 5 weeks....hopefully. Honestly you should be happy. If you would like to fill in say so when you review. Alrighty the debate topic for today is what?
KaibaslilDevil: Oh yeah. CHRIS JERICHO'S going to loose his HAIR!
Iccess: Mind you I'm going to be severely traumatized if that happens.
KaibaslilDevil: I'm not. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *lightning*
Iccess: You're evil. I wouldn't mind seeing Nash having his hair completely cut off.
KaibaslilDevil: What about Shawn?
Both: o_O NO! *cringe*
Iccess: That was REALLY wrong.
KaibaslilDevil: No kidding. That would be the day we both scream and cry.
Iccess: Yep. Okay now THAT'S over........Chris Jericho CAN'T loose his hair! He's a pretty guy. He relies on his good looks and......hair. He's a rock star believe it or not. I saw Fozzy's album in the record store the other day........
Charlie: Fozzy ROCKS! *runs out studio*
Iccess: Okay then..... and what was my point?
KaibaslilDevil: The Lovesan Worm Virus.
Iccess: It's all Bill Gate's fault!
KaibaslilDevil: But he didn't create the virus.
Iccess: I know that but he still made the flaw in the systems easy to target therefore causing hundreds of millions of computers including mine to malfunction.
KaibaslilDevil: What hurts more medical tape or duct tape?
Iccess: Medical tape. Believe me I know from experience.
KaibaslilDevil: And here to demonstrate that fact is........There's no special guest is there?
Iccess: No. Which makes me wonder why I came to work today.
Charlie: Maybe because I told you to.
Iccess: No you didn't.
Charlie: I know how to make this funny!
Charlie takes Iccess' CD player and pushes play and NSYNC's "Bye bye bye" plays.
KaibaslilDevil: *scream* you're STILL listening to that?!
Charlie: I propose since you like breaking into song.......
Iccess: Should I or SHOULDN'T I?
Charlie: We can even include the cheesy dance moves!
Iccess: *laughing SO hard*
KaibaslilDevil: o_O You wouldn't!
Iccess: I wouldn't. Him.....well that's another story. I'm out of here cause if I stick around this might be my last show due to Ashley killing me. *laughs* I'm out for now and if you'd like to be my assistant next show e-mail me or review. I promise we'll have LOTS OF FUN. Charlie won't be here though so you're safe.....SAFER.
Charlie: But.....
Iccess: You're already attempting to drive my co-host insane.
Charlie: That's my job.
Iccess: Anyway she looks really mad right now so I'm going to go now. *runs for her life*
Charlie: I'd better do the same. I'll just let the CD play all the way through so I'll get a good 35 minute head start.
KaibaslilDevil: I'm going to get you.
Charlie: You'll have to catch me first.
KaibaslilDevil tries to run after Charlie but finds she's taped to the chair.
Charlie: Medical tape......enjoy!
END OF BROADCAST///
AN:/Thanks to Charlie for the input. Yes I really hate Microsoft because of my computer crashing every three seconds. It's better now! I'm now looking for a temporary assistant for one or two shows.
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