Author's Note: I need a review from all those people out there who enjoy playing their guitars! Please?!

I sit here all alone in my room
In an artificial light, one can only assume
how dark inside I feel, just how far
Away I am when I can't jam on my guitar

My friends miles away across the state
Fine, just fine, this is just great!
People just don't know how they are
I think I'll go jam on my guitar

Rohnie, they call me, I hit the ball
The ref scowls and points, makes a bad call
I shrug, doesn't matter when I get into that car...
I'm five steps closer to my guitar

When I'm down on my luck, life just sucks
Go out and hit some hockey pucks
But nothing's as good, or goes quite as far
As being locked in a room, just me and my guitar