One day in fairy tale land, where it is summer all year long, and princes
and princesses, and those kind of people rule the land, there was a little
girl.
Her name was Itzkaboodle. Itzkaboodle, was very weird..
A knight passed by her, and seeing that she had a watch, he asked "Young lady, may I have the time?" \
She looked at him, and said "ITZKABOODLE!! ITZKABOODLE!!" she screamed and screamed and screamed, and just be glad that this is a story, not a movie.
The knight was soon deaf, and ran to the castle. "THERES A CRAZY GIRL OUT THERE!" he screamed, not able to hear anything.
"Well...where?" another knight asked.
Luckily, the deaf knight could read lips, and said back "OUT THERE! WHERE THE SCREAMING IS!"
"okay!" the other non deaf knight said, getting on his horse, and putting ear plugs in his, and the horses ears.
He rode out, and found Itzkaboodle.
"Hello little girl, why are you screaming?"
She looked at him, going cross eyed. "Itzkaboodle scream, because Itzkaboodle want chicken noodles."
The knight looked at her crazy, because back then there were no noodles, or at least not there, but I appeared in a big poof of smoke.
"WHO SAID THAT THEY WANT CHICKEN NOODLES?" I screamed.
"Itzkaboodle wants chicken noodles, and if she doesn't get chicken noodles.." she said looking as crazy and as retarted as ever.
Seeing this, Chicken Noodles With Beef Soup (thats my full name) got a little scared.. "Alright!" I said, before throwing her a pack of chicken ramen noodles, and running away.
She looked at it. "I WANTED COOKED CHICKEN NOODLES! ITZKABOODLE!!"
and they all died..but I escaped.
The end.
Her name was Itzkaboodle. Itzkaboodle, was very weird..
A knight passed by her, and seeing that she had a watch, he asked "Young lady, may I have the time?" \
She looked at him, and said "ITZKABOODLE!! ITZKABOODLE!!" she screamed and screamed and screamed, and just be glad that this is a story, not a movie.
The knight was soon deaf, and ran to the castle. "THERES A CRAZY GIRL OUT THERE!" he screamed, not able to hear anything.
"Well...where?" another knight asked.
Luckily, the deaf knight could read lips, and said back "OUT THERE! WHERE THE SCREAMING IS!"
"okay!" the other non deaf knight said, getting on his horse, and putting ear plugs in his, and the horses ears.
He rode out, and found Itzkaboodle.
"Hello little girl, why are you screaming?"
She looked at him, going cross eyed. "Itzkaboodle scream, because Itzkaboodle want chicken noodles."
The knight looked at her crazy, because back then there were no noodles, or at least not there, but I appeared in a big poof of smoke.
"WHO SAID THAT THEY WANT CHICKEN NOODLES?" I screamed.
"Itzkaboodle wants chicken noodles, and if she doesn't get chicken noodles.." she said looking as crazy and as retarted as ever.
Seeing this, Chicken Noodles With Beef Soup (thats my full name) got a little scared.. "Alright!" I said, before throwing her a pack of chicken ramen noodles, and running away.
She looked at it. "I WANTED COOKED CHICKEN NOODLES! ITZKABOODLE!!"
and they all died..but I escaped.
The end.