The Varying Levels of Grossness
1= not very gross 10=super gross
Something that would be zero grossness would be something like chocolate, because there's no way in the world chocolate could EVER be gross. EVER!
Having a level one grossness would be like store bought spaghetti sauce. There is nothing like home made spaghetti sauce (which would rate as a 0) and so after you've had that, store-bought just isn't the same. So, it's disappointing, but its not bad. Pickles also have level one grossness. They're really good sometimes. but other times, it just isn't so good. Plus the fact that pickles go with absolutely nothing.
Having a level two grossness takes a little more than just being disappointing. It has to be at least a little bit yucky, a little bit inedible. Maybe an overcooked hamburger would be level two. It's still alright, still edible to a degree, but just leaves kind of a weird unsatisfying charred flesh taste in your mouth. Overcooked steak falls under this category too. Its like eating a shoe. Yummy! The taste of running too far.
Level Three. Level three is something with a strong dislike, but not dying when forced to eat it. My mom's enchilada casserole falls under this category. I absolutely hate it, but if I am forced to eat it, like I am, you don't DIE. Many other casseroles fall under this category. I don't much like casseroles. Meatloaf is like three and a half. Paper has level three. It tastes quite alright actually.
Time for level four. Level four is the kind of stuff your crazy grandma concocts. Not the good stuff like cookies and brownies, but the bad stuff. The boiled-to-a-mush broccoli, the cheese and broccoli omelets, Hmmm I need something without broccoli cuz I DO actually like broccoli. The goop dentists put in your mouth is like level four. Just plain nasty and makes you want to gag. The taste after bloody noses falls under here.
Level five foods are the kind that people get dared to eat. The concoctions of four year olds in the kitchen when their parents leave the room for a few hours. Pickles and milk. Ketchup and Oreos. Mud pies. Oh, and of course, grapefruit juice, pickle-juice, and crackers. (lemme tell you, that looks like vomit!) Real vomit.
To be a level six food, it needs to be something humans generally do not eat. But, still are fascinated by them and curious enough to try. Soap. Catfood, Dogfood, etc. grass, leaves, twigs, etc. etc. etc. Burping after eating Vietnamese food.
Level seven is usually things found in nature, but not eaten. Soil, rocks, etc. Pennies also fall in this category. Moldy food that's been sitting in your fridge too long. Spoiled milk, rotten vegetables, and of course, SPAM!
Having fallen into the category of level 8 takes a lot. There aren't many things any higher than level eight. Humans sometimes drink their piss for survival, so I don't think piss is absolutely a 9 or a 10. Although I must say, I've never tried it. My mom's meatloaf falls under here. its absolutely horrible, I must say.
Level nine is a great feat to have achieved. Level nine is like licking the tires of your car. Like poop. Like. hairballs. Raw meat. Sweaty socks. Leather.
Ten. There is nothing here that I can think of, for things that fall under this category are so gross, merely tasting them would cause havoc and death.
1= not very gross 10=super gross
Something that would be zero grossness would be something like chocolate, because there's no way in the world chocolate could EVER be gross. EVER!
Having a level one grossness would be like store bought spaghetti sauce. There is nothing like home made spaghetti sauce (which would rate as a 0) and so after you've had that, store-bought just isn't the same. So, it's disappointing, but its not bad. Pickles also have level one grossness. They're really good sometimes. but other times, it just isn't so good. Plus the fact that pickles go with absolutely nothing.
Having a level two grossness takes a little more than just being disappointing. It has to be at least a little bit yucky, a little bit inedible. Maybe an overcooked hamburger would be level two. It's still alright, still edible to a degree, but just leaves kind of a weird unsatisfying charred flesh taste in your mouth. Overcooked steak falls under this category too. Its like eating a shoe. Yummy! The taste of running too far.
Level Three. Level three is something with a strong dislike, but not dying when forced to eat it. My mom's enchilada casserole falls under this category. I absolutely hate it, but if I am forced to eat it, like I am, you don't DIE. Many other casseroles fall under this category. I don't much like casseroles. Meatloaf is like three and a half. Paper has level three. It tastes quite alright actually.
Time for level four. Level four is the kind of stuff your crazy grandma concocts. Not the good stuff like cookies and brownies, but the bad stuff. The boiled-to-a-mush broccoli, the cheese and broccoli omelets, Hmmm I need something without broccoli cuz I DO actually like broccoli. The goop dentists put in your mouth is like level four. Just plain nasty and makes you want to gag. The taste after bloody noses falls under here.
Level five foods are the kind that people get dared to eat. The concoctions of four year olds in the kitchen when their parents leave the room for a few hours. Pickles and milk. Ketchup and Oreos. Mud pies. Oh, and of course, grapefruit juice, pickle-juice, and crackers. (lemme tell you, that looks like vomit!) Real vomit.
To be a level six food, it needs to be something humans generally do not eat. But, still are fascinated by them and curious enough to try. Soap. Catfood, Dogfood, etc. grass, leaves, twigs, etc. etc. etc. Burping after eating Vietnamese food.
Level seven is usually things found in nature, but not eaten. Soil, rocks, etc. Pennies also fall in this category. Moldy food that's been sitting in your fridge too long. Spoiled milk, rotten vegetables, and of course, SPAM!
Having fallen into the category of level 8 takes a lot. There aren't many things any higher than level eight. Humans sometimes drink their piss for survival, so I don't think piss is absolutely a 9 or a 10. Although I must say, I've never tried it. My mom's meatloaf falls under here. its absolutely horrible, I must say.
Level nine is a great feat to have achieved. Level nine is like licking the tires of your car. Like poop. Like. hairballs. Raw meat. Sweaty socks. Leather.
Ten. There is nothing here that I can think of, for things that fall under this category are so gross, merely tasting them would cause havoc and death.