Authors note: I'm bored so I'm posting this. I had to write this for school last year. Basically I had to write a short, funny poem about an animal. I'd advice you to click back and ignore this. It isn't even that good (Got a C- on it)

Bird

Bird, Bird in a cage,

If I let you out don't fly in a rage,

Bird, Bird flying free,

Wait, wait come back to me,

Out of the house, down the lane,

Crash flew into an incoming plane.