Chickens do not like
Evil rabid coyotes
For various reasons

Chickens do not think
That squirt guns are effective
Against bonfires

Chickens do not like
To be taken to the vet
When their show is on

Chickens do not know
How to operate complex
Army machineguns

Chickens do not like
KFC for obvious
Reasons we all know

Chickens do not like
To be stepped on by very
Pointy football cleats