Chickens do not think
That writing is 'tasteful', to them,
Writing is 'tasty'.

Chickens do not want
To be sent chocolates, they
Prefer bags of corn.

Chickens do not think
That there is two gods, only
One named 'Farmer Bob'

Chickens do not know
Or understand the concept
Of road speed limits

Chickens do not look
Smart but they are learning
How to use an ax

Chickens do not drive
Blue and green semis on the
Freeway very well