Boink

Boink, Boink, Boink went the little fuggly ball…
Down past the trailer park,
And the leaves in the fall,
Out the house of the trailer trash whore,
That my good friend had to call.

Boink, Boink, Boink went the little fuggly ball…
Down the seventh aisle,
Passing the Frosted Flakes,
Getting glared at all the time,
For every bounce it takes.

Boink, Boink, Boink went the little fuggly ball…
After it met the ex-girlfriend,
And her finer parts,
It met its terrible fate
And it let out, "Ow that smarts!"

So Boink, Boink, Boink went the little fuggly ball…
After it was separated from its twin brother,
It made them both feel pain.
A shotgun blew them both away,
And they never met again.

Boink, Boink, Boink went the little fuggly ball…
After my friend was shot to death for cheating on the doll.

Plop.