I need proof (that you are not a jerk)
Sung to "Mean green mother from outer space"

Why did you do this?
Why did you try to come back into my life?
What were you thinking this would accomplish?
You're not going to manipulate me, you never will again
Better listen closely
Ya better understand
Better mind your manners
Better act like a man
Don't you realize, dad
Ya gotta lot of gall
We gonna do things my way
Or we won't do things at all

Ya don't know who you're messin' with.
You got no idea
You don't know who you're lookin' at
When you're lookin' here
Ya don't know who you're up against,
No, no way, no how
You don't know who you're messin' with,
But I'm gonna tell you now!

Get this straight!
I need proof that you're not a jerk and I'm mad
I need proof that you're not a jerk
'Cause it looks like I've been had
I need proof that you're not a jerk,
Or get off my back 'n get out my face,
'Cause I need proof and don't trust you

Wanna check that reality?
You wanna save your hide?
You wanna come clean with some truth now?
You better step aside
Better take a tip, man
Want some good advice?
You better take it easy,
'Cause you're walkin' on thin ice

Ya don't know who you're dealin' with
No, you never did
Ya don't know what you're lookin' at,
But that's genetics, kid!
The Antarian she don't like the lies,
And if you pull her chain, she roars
Ya say, "I've been true?" Ya say, "I'm legit"
Ya know what I say?
"Prove IT!"

Watch me now!
I need proof that you're not a jerk, & I'm mad
I need proof, it's a real disgrace,
cause you've got me fightin' mad
I need proof that you're not a jerk,
luv ta trash your ass,
Gonna rock this place,
'Cause I need proof and I dis-like you

Don't you talk to me about old Singh Kahn
You think he's the worst, well, you're thinkin' wrong
Don't talk to me about Frankenstein
He got a temper, ha! You gave me mine!

You come to me with no change of heart
what? Ya think I'm dumb? Ya think I'm not smart?
You can believe your Lies, throw a fit,
Be a bonehead, they don't mean spit

I got one style, major moves
I got the stuff and I think that proves
You better move it out
Nature calls
You got the point?
I want to bust your balls

Hear me out!
I need proof that you're not a jerk and I'm mad
I need proof, it's a real hard case
You can't get out of this one, man
I need proof that you're not a jerk,
So just close you out
It's all over, ace
I need proof

[FRIENDS]
She needs proof that you're not a jerk

[JESSICA]
I need proof

[FRIENDS]
She needs proof that you're not a jerk

[JESSICA]
I need proof

[FRIENDS]
She needs proof that you're not a jerk
She needs proof that you're not a jerk

[JESSICA]
And. I. Am. Mad!
Get lost Loser!