You always wear that old black hat.
You always carry baseball bats.
Always beatin' on cats.
What's up with that?

Ah, I know,
You're a punk.
You like to get drunk,
Then flunk your high school classes.
You think you have spunk,
But you don't.

You might think that you're funny,
And made out of money.
But really you're probably not.
You probably steal money from younger kids.

On the basketball team,
You made a slam-dunk,
But you're still a punk.

In the water, you threw a chipmunk,
And it went kerplunk,
Then down below, it sunk

Gosh, you're a punk.
I hope a skunk sprays you
Then you will be smelling like junk!