Note- I just wrote this, because I like to write funny short stories,
poems, or songs, or whatever more. And that wouldn't be cool if schools had
a Fart Class. That's just gross! Yuck!!!

Pass Gas Class

Pass, pass, pass
Gas, gas, gas
Class, class, class

Come on and pass gas,
In the Fart Class!

When you pass gas,
It's makes everyone laugh.
He, he, he!

Even the teacher passes gas.
It smells in here,
But that's better than a beer.

Other kids from other classes,
Better stay away, if you can't stand the smell.

You might tear up from farting so much,
And might run out of gas.
Oh, no. You can't pass gas, in the Fart Class.
Better hurry and collect some more gas,
Before the teacher gives you an F on your report card!

Parents might ground you for getting an F,
But they'll probably hate the idea of a Fart Class even worst.

Pass, pass, pass
Gas, gas, gas
Class, class, class
In the Fart Class!

Pass gas class. (Fades)